Finns are so insecure.
Every time I ask someone if they’re a Finn, they reply “I’m Finn… ish”
In America, dogs are K9…
In China, dogs are E10.
— Interviewer: how do you explain the 3 year gap on your resume?
— Oh, that was when I went to Yale. (Jail)
— Amazing, you are hired!
— Hurray! I got a Yob!
The teacher asks the student:
— What time is it? Please notice that clocks don’t work.
The student looks on his watch:
— It’s 10:00AM o’watch
Knock-knock.
— Who’s there?
— Ach.
— Ach who?
— Bless you.
(schools are shutting down)
— They say they’re switching to virtual education.
— Yes, we’re gonna have kids who are virtually educated.
