Англоязычный юмор ☕

Finns are so insecure.
Every time I ask someone if they’re a Finn, they reply “I’m Finn… ish

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In America, dogs are K9
In China, dogs are E10.


— Interviewer: how do you explain the 3 year gap on your resume?
— Oh, that was when I went to Yale. (Jail)
— Amazing, you are hired!
— Hurray! I got a Yob!

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The teacher asks the student:
— What time is it? Please notice that clocks don’t work.
The student looks on his watch:
— It’s 10:00AM o’watch


Knock-knock.
— Who’s there?
— Ach.
— Ach who?
— Bless you.


(schools are shutting down)
— They say they’re switching to virtual education.
— Yes, we’re gonna have kids who are virtually educated.

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— Do British websites use biscuits?
— Only if it’s hteateaps://

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